Friday, August 21, 2015

My blog name couldn't be more fitting

My original plan was to meet up with Julia and Steve at their Airbnb apartment at 8:30am…. You’ll find out later that even though I decided to meet them at the train station instead, I wouldn’t have made it to their apartment anyway and could have screwed up the plans for the whole day.

We headed to Alkmaar for the famous cheese market. Now, this is no regular cheese market, mind you. This is a market for the people that make the cheese to sell it to the people that sell the cheese… (I’m sure Julia has a much more efficient way of saying that in her blog.)

It was so funny to watch these guys in their “uniforms” running the cheese to and fro, across the square as it was auctioned off. A choice few also had the privilege of riding in the… cheese carrier things (also sure that Julia knows the fancy term for that).



The cheese inspectors were so intense.



After lunch, we headed to the Rijksmuseum. It was the first time for all of us. Although, I think that Julia and I were the ones that were actually excited about it. Julia and I love to walk through museums at similar paces so that we can ponder the symbolism of certain paintings. I really hope that people don’t listen to such conversations… Let’s just say we don’t sound like art experts when we discuss the meaning of Hals and Rembrandt’s depictions of peasants.

“How drunk do you think that guy there in the corner is?”

“Well, you see the way that lady is helping him stand up? I think that means…”

Those are the kinds of discussions that we have.

After the Rijksmuseum, Steve and Julia headed to the Anne Frank house (which I had been to this past winter). I took this opportunity to meet up with my friends (Max and John) from the night before and hang out and shoot some pool. I lost. Terribly. Upon realizing that they hadn’t gone exploring yet, I took the opportunity to give them a tour of my favorite city. I tried the whole “even though this is a free walking tour, I make my living based on tips” speech that I’ve heard on walking tours, but to no avail.



We waded in the water in Museumplein that I had gone ice-skating on this past winter. THAT was awesome. There are so many things that can be seen in a mile radius, so I really enjoyed just walking around and seeing my favorite sites and describing why I like them so much. I don’t know how much they were listening to all my “fun facts;” I’m sure they would’ve failed a pop quiz if I had given one… I guess my teaching side comes out when Julia is not around.

Julia, Stephen and I then met up for a canal tour. A must for Amsterdam. We went right at dusk and got to see the bridges all lit up which was just perfection. I decided that since the weekend prices for all of the hostels went up so much that I might as well just stay at the apartment with Julia and Stephen, so I headed back to my hostel to grab my bag while Julia and Stephen hung out in Dam Square. As we were walking to their apartment, I started realizing how far away it was. I went most of the way with them, but then Julia ended up carrying my bag for the last bit because I had plans to meet up with Max and John. We set up a time for me to be back so that she could set her alarm and I could buzz in.

We went to some cool places, meeting people from New Zealand that thought that we had the coolest American accents. It’s so strange how much I hear that when I’m abroad. I always answer with an “I don’t have an accent,” and then people look at me like I’m crazy and laugh.

We ended up just wandering along the canals and lit-up bridges, which, in my humble opinion, is Amsterdam at its finest. I figured that since I had a map, and I know Amsterdam pretty well, that I could just find where I was on the map when I had to go and find Julia’s apartment. This was not the case. This actually turned into what I should have in the “about me” section for my blog, which is all too accurately entitled, “The diary of a directionally challenged traveler.”

I could not for the life of me find where I was on the map. So, instead I would think that I recognized a street, go down it, recognize a landmark, walk to that, recognize another street and then literally be back in the same spot 15 minutes later, flabbergasted as to how I even got there. And then the same exact thing would happen again because I would recognize street names BECAUSE I HAD JUST BEEN DOWN THERE. Of course, Max thought that it was too funny to watch me walk in circles to help.

I don’t know how many people will get this reference, but I was watching The Two Towers the following night, and remember the very beginning when Frodo and Sam are wandering around? Sam says something to the effect of, “This looks strangely familiar.” Frodo responds with, "It’s because we’ve been here before… we’re going in circles!” That was us. Except they ended up with a really creepy guide name Gollum, and I ended up asking drunk people for directions and getting even more lost. But you can see the similarities.

SOMEHOW, (after two hours of being hopelessly lost), I FINALLY wandered onto a street that I could find on my map, and with a few mistakes, arrived at Julia’s apartment. Now, believe it or not, I didn’t panic during this ordeal. I knew I was going to find my way. That’s one thing I love about traveling by myself. I often end up taking the long way to get to things, but I always get there because I don’t get stressed about leading people in the wrong direction. When it’s just me? I don’t really care. It means I’ve found another route, that’s all!

The one thing that I was worried about, though, was that Julia would be worried about me. Thankfully, she went back to sleep, trusting that I would find my way home… and I did! When I buzzed to get into the apartment, she woke right up, let me in and I just stood there, AMAZED that I had arrived.


So, yes, I am directionally challenged, but to my defense, not all of the street names were on my map.

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